Once upon a time there was a fluffy orange rabbit in a green meadow who'd sing a song over and over. It hopped over a deep well in the middle of a clearing, but tripped over the rim and fell in. Now it was not only ugly, it was stuck in a well, too. Suddenly, a little girl looked in the well and saw the bunny. She shot the bunny and left it in a coma. President Bush came over and saw the whole thing, he said, "No violence", and he shot the girl and so both the girl and the bunny are in a comma & in the well. Now the bunny woke up from the coma and to everyone's suprise it was Outrageous Orange Olaf who had the secret to kill presidents, so it killed President Bush. But Georgie was so stupid, he didn't know how to die, and became a really stupid zombie that eats pizza. Then Soccer pat jumped off Niagra Falls w/the bunny & the girl. Bush didn't die, and he told America, "The green meadow w/the orange rabit is so dangerous, you can get shot while getting shot!! *insert doodle of bullet* Then Soccer Pat realized that he was in this story so he jumped off the cliff, but he didn't die for some bizarre reason survived off of Niagra Falls! Then soccer pat noticed that George Bush was still alive, and went to find a bowl of pretzels. According to Soccer Pat Must Die the movie, George Bush chokes on a preztel yet sumhow Soccer Pat ends up choking; with this knowledge he went to Bush's house & a bowl of preztels & the 2 creatures in his arms.

Bush and Soccer Pat suddenly realized that they're in a stupid story with no point, so they tied a rock to their foot and jumped in the Mississippi River, and when they dies, their ghost cane back to hunt Stephanie chanting, "You're a racist and a lier." Then out of nowhere, Stitch came out and started to sing Elvis' "Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love" and drove everyone insane and then everyone lived by the phrase, "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." But Lilo came and told Stitch that if he didn't stop making everyone insane, Saddam Hussein would blow us up with an atomic bomb, and all the school children had to learn the phrase "Shelter in Place." Then, Soccer Pat came back to life, as usual, while a beautiful butterfly faerie came up smiling. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and shot herself.

If they say the sun won't run out of energy and explode, they were wrong...dadada........ it just exploded. Then they flew to the Moulin Rouge in France when for some reason nobody in France knew how to speak French so they decided that this was a case for . . . drumroll please! . . . Quailman (you know. . . Doug). The little belt on quailman's forehead was purple today, and quaildog told hime he was gay, and hijacked the Eiffel Tower, and flew it to Pluto. Then, a bird came out of nowhere said "Mooooo!!!" and got shot while getting shot. Then Britney Spears came out of nowhere and said, tsk, tsk, tsk you random ppl " The End.